Talk Sex!

It's 4 a.m. and I can't sleep. I'm sorta boozed on 'ol whiskey and buzzed on too much caffeine.
I was watching some new show on Comedy Central (I think) and now it's an ad for "male enhancement drug."
It's funny, because for some reason they can't say penis or cock, so they keep saying it makes "that certain part of the man" bigger. There is a generic male host who I'm sure has a tiny penis himself, and a dumb porn star who I'm assuming has been on camera before, but never had lines if you know what I'm sayin'. And they make sure to let you know how much she requires her men to "be large." They also make sure to show off her nipples through her dress. I'm not being crude, it's just true. It's like they are zooming in on them.
I was about to say how much I hate this, but I can't lie. I would LOVE to be on a commercial like this. The dialogue is SO awful. It's amazing.

It's fun to watch the host trying to hit on the co-host and guests.

Host: "So is sex important to you?"
Guest: "Well, yea."
Host: "HELLO! Heh heh."


What? I love this.