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A: This month, all posts are accompanied by a picture of YOURS TRULY!! What a lucky reader you are.

Bill is in Texas in T-Minus 11 hours.
Met the Panzarino parentals tonight. Went to Hula Hut with them, Mark and Samarra(sp?). Then we went to this place called "Main Event." FYI, other than the Drafthouse, Main Event is now my most favorite place. It is basically like a grown-up Chuck-E-Cheese. After 9 or 10, all the kids have to leave and they have happy hour and stuff. There is bowling, lazer tag, an arcade, billiards, darts and MUCH MORE!! We bowled for a bit, then played shuffleboard.

FYI X 2!!
Shuffleboard is the most fun fucking game ever invented. It is awesome.
So much fun.
Def. taking Bill to that place.

Anyway, the night was really nice. To be honest, I was a little awkward because I was kind of hanging out with parents and two other people I have met once before. But they are such kind people, and I forgot how easily Mr. Panzarino makes me laugh. I think he had me "pound" fists, like 30 times tonight.

P.S. - I wish I could make convincing blood in Paint.net